i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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