Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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