Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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