have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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