Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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