My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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