you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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