I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The police scanner is talking about you again....
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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