when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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