I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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