But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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