escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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