it was a shit show
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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