This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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