is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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