Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.

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(314): View more from Missouri

What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion

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(712): View more from Iowa

it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe

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(815): View more from Illinois

This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...

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That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh

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(678): View more from Georgia

If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.

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(949): View more from California

Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises

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