Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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