I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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