i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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