will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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