Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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