I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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