so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize