Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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