We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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