The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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