I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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