East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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