were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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