have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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