do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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