Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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