Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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