Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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