4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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