More tranny stories later!
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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