got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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