nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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