I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So here I am, sexting at work.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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