I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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