office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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