i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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