I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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