This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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