? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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