I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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