He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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