help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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