I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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