I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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