You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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