Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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