Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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