Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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